Read the title please. Look, I apologize for being gone for like... forever. I couldn't go through any of the jounrals or the artwork/stories/ect. I deleted all of them. I had almost 6,000 deviantations and over 1,000 journals. I also deleted polls. I'm sorry X100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000, ok?

And if I haven't responded to a rp then, I apologize for that too. Anyone that I haven't responded to, post ok? I'll make a list and respond ASAP, 'kay? I'm just... unhappy right now. I feel sick. So yeah. I'm also willing to start a new rp with people. If anyone wants to do a HP rp then message me, I wacthed what? The 5th movie?... Ah well, I watched one of the Harry Potter Movies today and now that's what I want to rp.... I don't know why. Well see you guys.

[x] - You like cheese.
[x] - You hate peanuts.
[x] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[] - You have farted today.
[x] - You have choked on something.
[x] - You are a writer.
[] - You smoke
[x] - You like to swim.
[] - You have farted more than once today.
[x] - You like ice cream.

TOTAL SO FAR = 6

[x] - You have lied more than 10 times.
[] - You are an only child.
[x] - You have more than 3 pets.
[] - You prefer water to other drinks.
[] - You are an alcoholic.
[x] - You are under 20 years old.
[] - You are over 30 years old.
[x] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] - You like jewelry.
[x] - Your favorite music genre is rock.

TOTAL SO FAR = 12

[] - You weigh more than 140 lbs.
[x] - You like pirates.
[x] - You like anime.
[x] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something.
[] - You take a prescription drug every day.
[] - You have a job.
[x] - You live with your parents.
[] - You like to eat eggs.
[x] - You have a religion.
[x] - You dress stranger than other people.

TOTAL SO FAR = 18

[] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[x] - You have eaten something odd before.
[x] - You are bad at math.
[x] - You love electronics.
[x] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.
[x] - You cuss a lot.
[ ] - You believe in aliens.
[x] - You play video games.
[x] - You have low self-esteem.
[ ] - You carry a purse.

TOTAL SO FAR = 25

[x] - You like flowers.
[x] - You are bisexual or homosexual.
[] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.
[IDK] - You have used tarot before.
[] - You believe in ghosts.
[?] - You think *The-Fun-Group is awesome.
[?] - You like =Fotus9's horoscopes better than *An-Unsure-Thing's...
[] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny.
[] - You have gotten one of the daily riddle's right.
[] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.

TOTAL SO FAR = 27

[x] - You like fire.
[] - You have fainted or passed out before.
[] - You have a high school diploma.
[x] - You live in America.
[] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[] - You consider yourself a nerd.
[] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[] - You are a conspiracy theorist.
[] - You sleep in the nude.

TOTAL SO FAR = 29

[x] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[x] - You own a stuffed animal.
[x] - You like watermelon.
[] - You live in Europe.
[x] - You have a fetish for something.
[x] - You fidget a lot.
[x] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[] - You won't re-post this quiz.
[] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[x] - You have a brother.


TOTAL SO FAR = 36

[x] - You can cook well.
[x] - You like to party.
[x] - You are a bad dancer.
[] - You are a professional dancer.
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat.
[x] - You have a friend that you think is crazy.
[]- You have under 10 good, close friends.
[x] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[x] - You have ran away from something.
[] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3".

TOTAL SO FAR = 43

[x] - You like to mix soft drinks together.
[x] - You have done an odd experiment.
[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public.
[x] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive.
[] - You have a step-mom or dad.
[x] - You hate to be tagged.
[] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[] - You have a dA subscription.
[x] - Your hair is brown.
[x] - You love to eat candy.

TOTAL SO FAR = 50

[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[x] - You love cats.
[?] - You have a quirky personality.
[] - You are a coffee addict.
[x] - You live near a body of water.
[x] - You have had a toothache.
[] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[x] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?".
[] - You are a vegetarian/vegan.
[x] - You use the term: "Epic Fail".

GRAND TOTAL = 56



0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant.
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = Sweat.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity

SOMEONE KILLZ ME. -takes a gun to head and shoots- X.x

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This is a Petition to the US Congress to Allow Same-Sex marriage all over the US.If you want to sign,copy this and add your name,tagging the people you think will sign.Your real name and your DA name so it is official.I will try my danmdest to get this passed as law!

1.YaoiYuriFanGirl13,Danielle M. Poudrier
2. foxesdemonica, Monica R.C. Sadie
3. Noahfan736, Amanda J. Fox-Schurkus
4. QueenCheesePickles, Chloé J. England
5. emotionless13, Sam Ogar. Illinois
6. Drew W., Florida
7. Tigacorn, Alyssa E., Texas
I tag anyone who sees this journal and thinks same-sex couples should be allowed to marry.

PLEASE SIGN! <33333 If you do I'll love you forever more.

Pokemon News:
GUESS WHAT EVERYONE? You remember the old Silver/Gold games? They're coming back! In 2010 they'll be coming out with them again expect it'll be for the DS/DSI! You can finally return to the good old days with Gold/Silver. I was devastated when I found out my Gold had been wiped and every time I tried restarting it just got wiped again, but now that I've figured this out I'm as happy as ever!! You'll be able to battle your friends, and... YOU CAN BATTLE ASH! How cool is this? I mean to figure out that they're coming back and all?

Also.... All Poke fans should try Pokemon Indigo.(online poke site) I mean it's not like the games, but it's still fun and addicting. :3

Sims3 News:
Well to all you Sims3 fans that do not know yet, the Sims3 will be out June 2nd of THIS year. It'll be awesome. Look up some videos on YouTube and you'll see what I mean. XD This is mainly for my RL friends though(this next part I mean). Rose, Mickey, Fish, Neko. When I get the game I'm going to be scheduling a day for all of you guys to come over and make you're characters and play. I know that Neko/Rose that both of you will be leaving for trips around that time. And if I can not be able to schedule a time for all five of us than I'll find another day for me and you both to play. If you don't want to that's fine too. I'm just letting you all know.

In Other News...

Okay......... Now that is all over, I can now RANT. Yes. This is the part where you ALL CEASE READING. Unless you wanna hear me gripe.
First off is my dumb Sex Ed class. It's stupid. And we have a TEST over it. Seriously? I stupid is that? And also who fails that class anyways? -sigh- I'm also stuck with SOME of the most stupidest people on the phase of the Earth. Or at least in MY opinion. lol
Secondly. I HATE most boys. Most, not all. They're a bunch of jerks most of the time and quite frankly, I am SICK OF IT. Yeah that's right. Any of you males that know me in RL know I have anger management issues when it comes to guys and being jerks/being annoying.
THIRDLY. I FREAKING HATE MY CHOIR. Wanna know why? We're doing something called "Follies". And so far Mon-Thur last week was from 3:30pm to 6:00pm and now Mon-Thur this week is 3:30-6:30pm. NEXT WEEK is Wed&Thur from 3:30 to 7:15! Than Friday and Saturday next week is the actual performance. UGH. Someone freaking kill me. I'll always come home. hot, and very cranky. And today I never got to eat lunch. :/ It was gay.

I know, I know. Not a very long rant and all and not very descriptive. But hey. Now you know why I'm irritated, as well as moody. XD That's it folks. See ya!

~Alyssa